The famous Google Internet search engine crashed yesterday under pressure from millions of researchers searching for a picture of new bombshell British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith.
Spurned on by a sexually provocative article by veteran Spoof reporter K.C. Bell entitled Cleavage in Parliament, which described Smith’s “four inch cleavage”, referred to her “spanking Gordon Brown” and displayed an erect Big Ben, millions of red-blooded men across the globe typed the words “Jacqui Smith” into a Google text box and hit “Search” at the same time.
The result was chaos. The Internet broke and nobody could get access to it for about half an hour. Emails didn’t get sent and web pages did not download properly.
Source: The Spoof
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